BIG WEST

It could be my imagination, but the world seems to get a lot bigger,
when you cross, the Mississippi river. Big West.
So you want to make a million? Why not a million billion?
All you gotta do is want it.
Whatcha doing here hanging round, when all these plants are closing down?
You gotta go go go go go Big West!
I see you got your pants on, looks like you're ready to go. Whatcha
gonna do whatcha gonna sell, on your way to hell? Big West.



PIGEON KING

Woke up this morning tried to make a withdraw,
but my bed was empty, and my love account closed.
Oh pigeon king on the roof,
speak to me before you leave your roost.
Love Sex and Money, why can't you keep them in the bank?
Interest compounded daily on every debt that you take.
I need some cash to go out tonight, maybe I'll find me a pretty bird in flight.
But for me these banks are closed tight, and all these birds they just ain't right.
Oh pigeon king on the roof,
speak to me before you leave your roost.
Love Sex and Money, why can't you keep them in the bank?
Interest compounded daily on every debt that you take.

HEY USA

Nolan and I don't work at that drug store no more.
We don't here about those medical breakthroughs no more.
We don't here about that stuff they got to make your days last one day more.
Life don't seem so desperate anymore, more like a slow flame burning.
It will burn you up completely, about the same time as morning.
They make this stuff to keep us yearning
for all the good shit this country's earning.
Hey hey hey hey that's the way,
Hey hey hey hey, USA.

LONG HAIRED COUNTRY BOY
Charlie Daniels

PAYCHECK

Johnny cashed his paycheck now he had some cash,
went into the saloon to see what he could trash.
While in the bar shot a fellow in the ear, guess he'll
do at least a year, upstate upstate, do a year upstate.

Rambo did porn, give me shelter lord in the corn.

I knew a guy who knew a guy fucked his girl so hard
six days a week, on drive-in dates and her IUD leaked.
It leaked it leaked, her IUD leaked. Oh Mercy.

Let's just imagine that we're going to do right, do right,
do right, tonight.

Rambo did porn, give me shelter from the corn.

There was a boy who stole a boy, had himself two or three,
down by the river. One was found floating and his Daddy suffered
a stroke, suffered a stroke.

Rambo did porn, give me shelter in the corn.

FISHIN'

Come on girls we're going fishin'
and bring along those fancy earrings,
the ones with the little feathers on them,
I like those.
There's something about those girls I date,
they're always good for a little fishing bait.
You see those things that they wear on their ear,
that used to be my fishing gear.
Good times going fishin', going fishin'.
We drive around see a lake,
stop the car and get out.
Throw it out and reel it in, that's what you call fishin'.
Big Bone Lick that's my favorite spot,
listen to baseball and drink a lot.
I guess there's other ways to have fun,
but this week we're going fishin'.

SLUDGE

Chris's grand dad was a coal miner, lived in the mine
so he could walk to work.
Chris's grandma didn't dig those coal mines,
she took another miner and she moved up north.
Just wanted to get away.
Chris's grandma took the kids to Norwood and that miner got a job in glass.
Coal to glass and glass to coal, coal to glass and glass to coal.
Chris's grand dad stayed behind.
Chris's grand dad stayed in the mine.
Well that miner thought he had it made,
took a trip over to the Flamingo.
Well he played and played, he played all night,
lost his ass and they said, "bet your life".
Well he did and he lost, turned to his friend and said,
"I gotta get outta town, gotta get outta here".
Well they found him the very next day, dredged him out of that great Ohio River.
Chris's grand dad stayed behind,
Chris's grand dad stayed in the mine,
Chris's grand dad is still alive.

WICKEDY WACK

Buried some seeds in my backyard, just to watch 'em grow.
Raising food can't be that hard, whataya got to know?
Well those seeds they didn't take root, I didn't get me a single shoot.
They just dried up and blew away, just dried up and blew away.
Wickedy wickedy wack, there's a devil in my shack.
There's a hellhole in my backyard, where the water goes.
Don't really know what's beyond, don't know what's below.
Well the devil he's in that dirt, I can hear him crawl.
And one of these days it won't be long, I know that wall's coming down!
Wickedy wickedy wack, there's a devil in my shack.
She looked good in her Wolverton shirt, I just had to say.
But the devil he made me confess, and then he drove her away.
Now I'm alone in this old shack, just biding out my time.
As for the devil he lives out back, in his dirt and his slime!
Wickedy wickedy wack, there's a devil in my shack.